Itsa Youuuu!

Plunge into vigilante sewer justice. Topple oligarchs, escape their prisons, and repeat—because corruption always backs up. A darkly comedic, DM-less RPG where every flush is rebellion.

In a world where oligarchs and authoritarian systems thrive on greed and fear, we find purpose in 8-bit rebellion and laughter—because sometimes showing Xerxes the oligarch he’s just another piece of shit is the quest. This dedication isn’t for profit; it’s for the fighters: those safeguarding democracy, justice, and humanity. Don’t pay us—donate, protest, and keep swinging at the cesspools of power. Here are five organizations to turn your gold coins into meaningful change:

1. Brennan Center for Justice Backed by MacArthur grants and a 4-star Charity Navigator rating. Fights voter suppression and mass incarceration.
2. ACLU 85% of funds fuel programs blocking anti-abortion, anti-LGBTQ+, and anti-immigrant policies.
3. Democracy Forward Coalition of 280+ groups that won 80% of lawsuits against Trump’s unlawful policies.
4. Nova Ukraine Ukraine’s lifeline: ≤10% overhead, $140M+ distributed since 2022, including 929K medical kits and animal evacuations.
5. Ukrainian Freedom Fund 4% overhead, delivering SUVs and gear straight to 120+ military units.

We encourage you to grab our game for FREE, and donate directly to one of these causes. If you do not have the time and choose to pay for it directly instead know that 100% of our profits will be donated to the listed causes!

Now go forth, roll for initiative, and remember: rebellions are built on hope—and a well-placed middle finger to corruption